Oven mitts?

Supposedly these are silicon oven mitts… I’ll let you be the judge. I do feel they should have a banana for scale, so size is unknown.

Almost looks like someone’s idea on how to hide money and important documents while traveling over seas. “Wear this cup to protect the family jewels, and it comes with a handy sleeve in the back to store your documents!”

What’s your ideal MCU Mash-up?

I just finished watching Guardians of the Galaxy again and it got me thinking, wouldn’t Star Lord and Deadpool be great together? Just think of the ensuing hilarity! Even better would be to throw Spider Man into the mix. Between these three I am sure we could have some good arguments about food, love, and who has the best outfit.

I imagine a closing scene going something like this:

Deadpool – “Whew, that was a tough one. Let’s get some chimichangas guys.”

Spiderman – “No, let’s get pizza, we are in New York after all.”

Star Lord – “I remember pizza, that get’s my vote.” He raises his hand.

Deadpool – “We aren’t your merry band of do gooders here Jason. No voting, unless you can grow that hand back.”

Star Lord – He drops his hand, “Aaah, chimichangas, aaauu, sounds good actually.” He leans over to Spidy, “what’s a chimichanga?”


So, what would be your ideal MCU Mash-Up?

Musings of the wind

Windbreakers… are they for guys who break wind? I saw this ad a while back for disposable adult underwear with this charcoal lining that was supposed to help cut down on odors for those that are too flatulent. If we were to rename them as “Windbreakers” then we could give them the tag line “Windbreakers… for those who can’t help but to break wind.”