Oven mitts?

Supposedly these are silicon oven mitts… I’ll let you be the judge. I do feel they should have a banana for scale, so size is unknown.

Almost looks like someone’s idea on how to hide money and important documents while traveling over seas. “Wear this cup to protect the family jewels, and it comes with a handy sleeve in the back to store your documents!”

Musings of the wind

Windbreakers… are they for guys who break wind? I saw this ad a while back for disposable adult underwear with this charcoal lining that was supposed to help cut down on odors for those that are too flatulent.┬áIf we were to rename them as “Windbreakers” then we could give them the tag line “Windbreakers… for those who can’t help but to break wind.”